Ape, the Space Sailor


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Ape the Space Sailor. A 3D t-shirt from Dimension Tee
Men sizing chart - Asian to US sizes
Women sizing chart - Asian to US sizes.

 This is Ape. He sails the vast horizons of spacetime and does not obviously care about the laws of thermodynamics, gravity etc. Universal vacuum, entropy, black holes and flying meteorites are the least of his non-existing concerns right now. He just wants to light one up and enjoy the view... ;) 

It is now a known fact that before humans went out in space the conditions of cold vacuum and merciless Sun-bursts were tested on monkeys. The USA, The Soviets, and others sent them flying off to see how they would cope with the severe conditions out there. 

The first primate astronaut was Albert, a rhesus monkey, who on June 11, 1948, rode to over 63 km (39 mi) on a V-2 rocket. Albert died of suffocation during the flight.

Albert was followed by Albert II who survived the V-2 flight but died on impact on June 14, 1949, after a parachute failure. Albert II became the first monkey and the first primate in space as his flight reached 134 km (83 mi) - past the Karman line of 100 km taken to designate the beginning of space. 

We light one up with Ape in honor of his brave predecessors. 

Important: Please refer to the Men/Women Size Charts on the left for more detailed information before ordering your t-shirt. We are currently selling Asian sizes as our production partners are based in mainland China. What does that mean?  

Well, for example - let’s say you are a man from the US and your size is 44/36-37. This is equal to 2XL or XXL at our store. The same normally goes for women. Usually, the size difference would be 1-2 sizes between the US and Asian size measurements. Pay attention to this when ordering from us - in this way we can provide as smooth as possible customer experience. Thank you!

Shipping to the US is now free and the delivery process usually takes about from 12 to 20 days. 

  • Material: Polyester, Spandex
  • Collar: O-Neck
  • Fabric Type: Broadcloth
  • Print: 3D t-shirt

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